Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250, all he wanted to be was a flying squirrel šŸ˜„

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He took escape plans to nutty new heights. An acrobatic squirrel in Brooklyn got so spooked when soldiers fired a ceremonial cannon Thursday morning, it hurled itself off a telephone pole — and lived to tell the tale, according to wild footage and officials. The freaked-out furball threw itself into the air kamikaze-style and plunged dozens of feet after Army members blasted the cannon to welcome a German warship at Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn during America 250 celebrations ahead of the Fourth of July, military officials said. ā€˜ā€œā€™I didn’t sign up for this,’— This squirrel, probably,ā€ USAG Fort Hamilton hilariously posted, along with the footage, on Facebook Thursday. ā€œSorry for the early boom, Brooklyn! We promise it’s for a good cause. (The squirrel remains unconvinced.),ā€ it added.

Source: Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:23

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Maine high school students accidentally serve a dirt pie at a charity dinner

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Teenagers are known for dishing out the dirt, but not quite like this. Students at a high school in Maine were fed potting soil at a community service event raising money to fight hunger, in a bizarre incident the school called ā€œan unfortunate accident.ā€ Students at Medomack Valley High School in Waldoboro had baked aĀ batch of potting soilĀ earlier that day during a science class experiment to determine the effect of sterilized soil on plant growth, according to a statement from the school. ā€œThe soil had been placed in a baking dish covered with foil and set off to the side of the stove area, separate from the Empty Bowl Supper food items,ā€ theĀ statementĀ signed by principal Linda Pease read.

Later, in the mad dash to serve guests at the charity dinner, the oven-roasted dirt got mixed in with other food items meant for the meal and was brought out for service.

Source: Maine high school students accidentally served dirt at charity dinner

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
Matthew 7:15

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Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar

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A cyclist was left baffled after returning to their bike to discover a mysterious surprise tied to the center bar. The photo, which quickly went viral on Reddit, shows a close‑up of a blue bicycle frame with a plastic bag knotted securely around it, racking up 23,000 upvotes in less than 24 hours. The April 19 post shared by user MyUsernameIsNotCool, the post was titled: ā€œSomeone tied a plastic bag with blueberries in it, on my bicycle today.ā€ According to Statista, as of September 2024, 17 percent of U.S. consumers aged 18 to 29 cycle, with the same percentage reported among those aged 30 to 49. Cycling remains a popular low‑impact exercise option, especially in urban areas.

Source: Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar – Newsweek

For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Romans 10:10

Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

selective focus photo of red turkey head

Bodycam footage from officers in the US state of Georgia shows multiple attempts to remove the fowl and clear traffic.

Source: Watch: Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

Praise the LORD! Blessed is the man who fears the LORD, Who delights greatly in His commandments.
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Two people injured in recent bear attacks in Colorado high country

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Colorado firefighters say bear broke into home and started fire

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At least 10 railcars derail in Mansfield; no injuries reported, officials say

Police are directing traffic and the Grand Prairie hazmat unit is on the scene after at least 10 railcars derailed in Mansfield on Thursday evening, officials said. The derailment happened near Seeton Road and South Holland Road around 2:30 p.m. The Mansfield Fire Department also responded. No injuries or leaks have been reported, authorities said.…

North Texas heat wave sparks power outages across Dallas neighborhoods

The extreme heat in North Texas is straining electrical equipment and causing scattered power outages across several Dallas neighborhoods. More than a dozen residents in the Kessler Park neighborhood told CBS News Texas they experienced two outages on Monday during the extreme temperatures. One lasted about an hour, and the second about 30 minutes.Ā  Will…

Lawmakers expected to pass law ending child marriage in California

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Big Bear wildlife activists name eagle spotted with Shadow

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Midday storm threat in Chicago area on Friday

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Alaska Air Guard Rescues Injured Hiker From Hatcher Pass

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Authorities seize 29 cats, 1 dog from condemned Brooklyn Park home

Dozens of animals are beginning new lives after being rescued from a Twin Cities home last month. Twenty-nine cats and a dog were seized from the home of a 68-year-old Brooklyn Park woman. Investigators got a search warrant after years of complaints, some dating as far back as 2001. According to a criminal complaint, the…

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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A: Frostbite!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A: A gummy bear!

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atoms

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Atoms


A: Because they make up everything!

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

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A: It got mugged!

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cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

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Nacho cheese!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?


Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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A: It wasn’t peeling well.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A: A carrot!

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Why do cows wear bells?

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A: Because their horns don’t work!

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

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A: Because they’re shellfish.

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Ā I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year now…..

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A: Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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A: In case he got a hole in one!

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Why do cows wear bells?

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Because their horns don’t work!

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

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He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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What bow can’t be tied?

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A rainbow.

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Is this pool safe for diving?

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It deep ends.

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Why did the math book look sad?

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Because it had too many problems.

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How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

Spaghetti noodles


An impasta.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?

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A receding hare line.

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Why don’t seashells take baths?

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They wash up on the beach.

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What would bears be without bees?

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Ears!

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Where does fruit go on vacation?

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Pear-is!

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Why did the cell phone get glasses?

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It lost all its contacts.

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When does a duck wake up?

Duck in the morning


At the quack of dawn.

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