Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250, all he wanted to be was a flying squirrel šŸ˜„

Close-up of a grey squirrel with open mouth and wide eyes on a tree branch.

He took escape plans to nutty new heights. An acrobatic squirrel in Brooklyn got so spooked when soldiers fired a ceremonial cannon Thursday morning, it hurled itself off a telephone pole — and lived to tell the tale, according to wild footage and officials. The freaked-out furball threw itself into the air kamikaze-style and plunged dozens of feet after Army members blasted the cannon to welcome a German warship at Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn during America 250 celebrations ahead of the Fourth of July, military officials said. ā€˜ā€œā€™I didn’t sign up for this,’— This squirrel, probably,ā€ USAG Fort Hamilton hilariously posted, along with the footage, on Facebook Thursday. ā€œSorry for the early boom, Brooklyn! We promise it’s for a good cause. (The squirrel remains unconvinced.),ā€ it added.

Source: Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250

But the end of all things is at hand; therefore be serious and watchful in your prayers.
1 Peter 4:7

Isaiah 45:2

ā€œI will go before you and level the exalted places, I will break in pieces the doors of bronze and cut through the bars of iron, This verse reminds…

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Proverbs 21:23

Whoever keeps his mouth and his tongue keeps himself out of trouble. This verse emphasizes that people who carefully watch what they say will protect themselves from serious trouble.…

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Maine high school students accidentally serve a dirt pie at a charity dinner

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Teenagers are known for dishing out the dirt, but not quite like this. Students at a high school in Maine were fed potting soil at a community service event raising money to fight hunger, in a bizarre incident the school called ā€œan unfortunate accident.ā€ Students at Medomack Valley High School in Waldoboro had baked aĀ batch of potting soilĀ earlier that day during a science class experiment to determine the effect of sterilized soil on plant growth, according to a statement from the school. ā€œThe soil had been placed in a baking dish covered with foil and set off to the side of the stove area, separate from the Empty Bowl Supper food items,ā€ theĀ statementĀ signed by principal Linda Pease read.

Later, in the mad dash to serve guests at the charity dinner, the oven-roasted dirt got mixed in with other food items meant for the meal and was brought out for service.

Source: Maine high school students accidentally served dirt at charity dinner

The Spirit of the Lord GOD is upon Me, Because the LORD has anointed Me To preach good tidings to the poor; He has sent Me to heal the brokenhearted, To proclaim liberty to the captives, And the opening of the prison to those who are bound.
Isaiah 61:1

Psalm 5:8

Lead me, O Lord, in your righteousness because of my enemies; make your way straight before me. In the verse David is praying in the morning while people who…

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Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar

close up of fresh blueberries in irapuato

A cyclist was left baffled after returning to their bike to discover a mysterious surprise tied to the center bar. The photo, which quickly went viral on Reddit, shows a close‑up of a blue bicycle frame with a plastic bag knotted securely around it, racking up 23,000 upvotes in less than 24 hours. The April 19 post shared by user MyUsernameIsNotCool, the post was titled: ā€œSomeone tied a plastic bag with blueberries in it, on my bicycle today.ā€ According to Statista, as of September 2024, 17 percent of U.S. consumers aged 18 to 29 cycle, with the same percentage reported among those aged 30 to 49. Cycling remains a popular low‑impact exercise option, especially in urban areas.

Source: Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar – Newsweek

And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to which also you were called in one body; and be thankful.
Colossians 3:15

Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

selective focus photo of red turkey head

Bodycam footage from officers in the US state of Georgia shows multiple attempts to remove the fowl and clear traffic.

Source: Watch: Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Philippians 4:13

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Berkeley officials sound alarm after 5 bats test positive for rabies

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A study of the Mesha Stele

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Hurricane and Tornado warning issued as Lowell approaches western Hawaii

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Texas man sentenced for killing bald eagle

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Indonesia volcano eruption leaves 270,000 stranded as airports extend closure

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Green-feathered bald eagle rescued in Pennsylvania

The Raven Ridge Wildlife Center rescued an injured bald eagle with green tail feathers. According to the Raven Ridge Wildlife Center, they received a call from their eagle capture and transport volunteer, who had been contacted by the PA State Game Warden regarding a downed eagle in someone’s yard with a drooping wing. Once the…

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Funny Thought of the Day šŸ˜Ž

bat and snowman

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

bat and snowman


A: Frostbite!

bat and snowman

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grizzly bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

grizzly bear


A: A gummy bear!

funny bear

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atoms

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Atoms


A: Because they make up everything!

funny looking atom

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police

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Police


A: It got mugged!

funny looking coffee mug

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cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

block of cheese


Nacho cheese!

Cartoon nacho chip

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work boot

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?


Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

funny looking grapes

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bad bananas

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

bad bananas


A: It wasn’t peeling well.

funny looking banana

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parrot

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

parrot


A: A carrot!

funny carrot

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cow with a cow bell

Why do cows wear bells?

cow with cowbell


A: Because their horns don’t work!

funny cow looking at you

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cheese

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

oysters


A: Because they’re shellfish.

grumpy oyster

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Ā I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year now…..

pink suitcase


A: Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Funny looks

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

someone swinging a golf club


A: In case he got a hole in one!

funny golfer

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Why do cows wear bells?

Cow with bells


Because their horns don’t work!

funny sloth

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

wiener dog in a cowboy hat


He wanted to get a long little doggie.

funny cowboy

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What bow can’t be tied?

a rope


A rainbow.

a rainbow with animated character

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Is this pool safe for diving?

swimming pool surrounded by palm trees and a resort


It deep ends.

funny iguana at a pool

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Why did the math book look sad?

math book


Because it had too many problems.

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How does a penguin build its house?

penguin


Igloos it together.

funny penguin

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

smiling scarecrow


Because he was outstanding in his field.

funny cow

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What do you call a fake noodle?

Spaghetti noodles


An impasta.

funny monkey
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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?

bunnies


A receding hare line.

smiling bald guy

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Why don’t seashells take baths?

shell on the sea shore


They wash up on the beach.

smiley seal

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What would bears be without bees?

bear


Ears!

bear

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Where does fruit go on vacation?

van road trip


Pear-is!

Dog with sunglasses

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Why did the cell phone get glasses?

white I phone


It lost all its contacts.

funny monkey

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When does a duck wake up?

Duck in the morning


At the quack of dawn.

Mallard Duck looking at you