Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250, all he wanted to be was a flying squirrel 😄

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He took escape plans to nutty new heights. An acrobatic squirrel in Brooklyn got so spooked when soldiers fired a ceremonial cannon Thursday morning, it hurled itself off a telephone pole — and lived to tell the tale, according to wild footage and officials. The freaked-out furball threw itself into the air kamikaze-style and plunged dozens of feet after Army members blasted the cannon to welcome a German warship at Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn during America 250 celebrations ahead of the Fourth of July, military officials said. ‘“’I didn’t sign up for this,’— This squirrel, probably,” USAG Fort Hamilton hilariously posted, along with the footage, on Facebook Thursday. “Sorry for the early boom, Brooklyn! We promise it’s for a good cause. (The squirrel remains unconvinced.),” it added.

Source: Kamikaze squirrel goes flying in cannon blast for America 250

Whom have I in heaven but You? And there is none upon earth that I desire besides You.
Psalm 73:25

George Washington on Freedom of Speech

George Washington never wrote a single famous statement that exactly says “freedom of speech” in the way many internet memes claim. However, throughout his writings and public addresses, he…

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Maine high school students accidentally serve a dirt pie at a charity dinner

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Teenagers are known for dishing out the dirt, but not quite like this. Students at a high school in Maine were fed potting soil at a community service event raising money to fight hunger, in a bizarre incident the school called “an unfortunate accident.” Students at Medomack Valley High School in Waldoboro had baked a batch of potting soil earlier that day during a science class experiment to determine the effect of sterilized soil on plant growth, according to a statement from the school. “The soil had been placed in a baking dish covered with foil and set off to the side of the stove area, separate from the Empty Bowl Supper food items,” the statement signed by principal Linda Pease read.

Later, in the mad dash to serve guests at the charity dinner, the oven-roasted dirt got mixed in with other food items meant for the meal and was brought out for service.

Source: Maine high school students accidentally served dirt at charity dinner

The LORD is my light and my salvation; Whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; Of whom shall I be afraid?
Psalm 27:1

Costly Sacrifice: The Heart of Worship

What the world calls waste, Jesus calls worship, your sacrifice for Him is never overlooked. Bold, extravagant faith stands out in a culture that misunderstands true devotion.  “She has…

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Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar

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A cyclist was left baffled after returning to their bike to discover a mysterious surprise tied to the center bar. The photo, which quickly went viral on Reddit, shows a close‑up of a blue bicycle frame with a plastic bag knotted securely around it, racking up 23,000 upvotes in less than 24 hours. The April 19 post shared by user MyUsernameIsNotCool, the post was titled: “Someone tied a plastic bag with blueberries in it, on my bicycle today.” According to Statista, as of September 2024, 17 percent of U.S. consumers aged 18 to 29 cycle, with the same percentage reported among those aged 30 to 49. Cycling remains a popular low‑impact exercise option, especially in urban areas.

Source: Bike Owner Can’t Believe What a Stranger Has Tied to the Center Bar – Newsweek

Without counsel, plans go awry, But in the multitude of counselors they are established.
Proverbs 15:22

Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

selective focus photo of red turkey head

Bodycam footage from officers in the US state of Georgia shows multiple attempts to remove the fowl and clear traffic.

Source: Watch: Loose turkey gives police runaround in Georgia

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and of good courage; do not be afraid, nor be dismayed, for the LORD your God is with you wherever you go.
Joshua 1:9

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Biden Judge Blocks Trump’s New Verification System to Fight Voter Fraud

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bat and snowman

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

bat and snowman


A: Frostbite!

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grizzly bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

grizzly bear


A: A gummy bear!

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atoms

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Atoms


A: Because they make up everything!

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police

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Police


A: It got mugged!

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cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

block of cheese


Nacho cheese!

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work boot

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?


Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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bad bananas

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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A: It wasn’t peeling well.

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parrot

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

parrot


A: A carrot!

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cow with a cow bell

Why do cows wear bells?

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A: Because their horns don’t work!

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cheese

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

oysters


A: Because they’re shellfish.

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 I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year now…..

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A: Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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A: In case he got a hole in one!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Cow with bells


Because their horns don’t work!

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

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He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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What bow can’t be tied?

a rope


A rainbow.

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Is this pool safe for diving?

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It deep ends.

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Why did the math book look sad?

math book


Because it had too many problems.

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How does a penguin build its house?

penguin


Igloos it together.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

smiling scarecrow


Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

Spaghetti noodles


An impasta.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?

bunnies


A receding hare line.

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Why don’t seashells take baths?

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They wash up on the beach.

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What would bears be without bees?

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Ears!

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Where does fruit go on vacation?

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Pear-is!

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Why did the cell phone get glasses?

white I phone


It lost all its contacts.

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When does a duck wake up?

Duck in the morning


At the quack of dawn.

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