What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
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Category: Thoughts to Ponder
A few little things to think about.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
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Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything!
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
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Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
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I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year now…..
A: Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggie.
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What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
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Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line.
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Why don’t seashells take baths?
They wash up on the beach.
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Where does fruit go on vacation?
Pear-is!
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Why did the cell phone get glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
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When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Luke 4:18
Heal the Brokenhearted
The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
Dear Heavenly Father, be my guide and protect me from these things that surround me that I do not understand or that influence me in ways that are not from You. Lord I want to be and act as close to You as You’ve always wanted Your children to be. Lord give the strength to stand against the evil in this world, the distractions and influences. Help me to not fear and worry about these issues that continue to affect everything around us. Thank you Lord for Your protection, direction, and love. In Jesus Name Amen
Getting to Know Him
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Jeremiah 30:17
Restored
For I will restore health unto thee, and I will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the Lord; because they called thee an Outcast, saying, This is Zion, whom no man seeketh after.
Dear Heavenly Father, be my guide and protect me from these things that surround me that I do not understand or that influence me in ways that are not from You. Lord I want to be and act as close to You as You’ve always wanted Your children to be. Lord give the strength to stand against the evil in this world, the distractions and influences. Help me to not fear and worry about these issues that continue to affect everything around us. Thank you Lord for Your protection, direction, and love. In Jesus Name Amen
Getting to Know Him
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Matthew 5:4
Blessed
Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Dear Heavenly Father, be my guide and protect me from these things that surround me that I do not understand or that influence me in ways that are not from You. Lord I want to be and act as close to You as You’ve always wanted Your children to be. Lord give the strength to stand against the evil in this world, the distractions and influences. Help me to not fear and worry about these issues that continue to affect everything around us. Thank you Lord for Your protection, direction, and love. In Jesus Name Amen
Getting to Know Him
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Hebrews 13:8
Never Changes
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.
Dear Heavenly Father, be my guide and protect me from these things that surround me that I do not understand or that influence me in ways that are not from You. Lord I want to be and act as close to You as You’ve always wanted Your children to be. Lord give the strength to stand against the evil in this world, the distractions and influences. Help me to not fear and worry about these issues that continue to affect everything around us. Thank you Lord for Your protection, direction, and love. In Jesus Name Amen
Getting to Know Him
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